OKLAHOMA CITY (OP) – As the Legislature enters its last week of
the regular session, hookers along the “Capitol Corridor” are shoring up for
the lean summer months. However, with term limits carrying off many
repeat customers, the president of the Prostitutes Local 24601 says the union
may lobby for a longer legislative session.
“The Legislature is constitutionally mandated to adjourn in May,” said
Gertie Cummings, part-time lobbyist and full-time whore.
“This hasn’t been
a problem in the past, because we had some big spenders. However, a 12-year
term limit can create big problems within the industry, since it can take up
to a year to convince some of the younger lawmakers that their wives will
never find out.”
Cummings said the union is pushing for a constitutional amendment
to extend the legislative session through the end of July.
