Showing posts with label marijuana. Show all posts
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Thursday, May 27, 2021

Local Student Honestly Thinks He’s First To Make Peacepipe/Marijuana Connection

The Native American calumet adorns the state flag, a
symbol of goodwill and peace.  A similar pipe designed
for smoking marijuana. For generations, Oklahoma high-
school students have snickered about the possible connection
between “peace,” “goodwill” and being totally stoned, dude.
OKLAHOMA CITY (OP) – 
According to classmates, an Oklahoma City 9th-grader honestly believes he is the first person to notice that a state symbol could be connected with the use of recreational drugs.
   Witnesses say that Karl Andrews, 15, first made the observation during his Oklahoma history class. 

“Dude, I bet they totally smoked pot in that,”

 said Andrews. The peace pipe, or calumet, is a traditional Native American sign. Along with the olive branch, it is a key component of the state flag.
   For years, Oklahoma teenagers have made the connection between “peace” and the euphoria resulting from the use of marijuana. In every case, students believe they are the first person in the history of the state to notice this. However, local historians suspect that the connection has been made hundreds of times since statehood.

 “Okay yeah, I guess you could smoke pot out of it,”

 said frustrated high school history teacher Burke Warner. “We said the same thing when I was a kid, and it was funny for about ten minutes. Can we move on please?” Education officials estimate that 30 minutes of class time is lost per year due to students’ snickering over the possible connection between state history and marijuana.

EXCLUSIVE!! PARTISAN UNCOVERS HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA

The House Sergeant-at-Arms found this note crumpled up in the House Gallery, after a 'Queer Nation' group attended the House floor session on Valentine's Day. 
It proved to be the 'smoking gun' that Sally Kern suspected all along.


Other stories in our  tipline:

– Seeking to lower drug costs, state stoners asking to re-import pot from Canada 

– Commissioners say new e-bribe system will speed up county operations 

Yellow Ribbons Help State Troopers Target Subversives

  Profiling patriotism on the roadways is an essential tool for increasing driver competence. We all know that God & Country haters are generally too incompetent to drive safely, so we feel totally justified by the otherwise virtue-signaling collection of oversized refrigerator magnets and vinyl clutter.

Other headlines we're pursuing;

  • – Stoned lawmaker votes to order pizza
  • – Bill Graves checks watch, resumes waiting for Rapture 
  • – RIP: Hunter S. Thompson 1937 - 2005 

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