OKLAHOMA CITY (OP) – According to sources within the House
of Representatives, House Speaker Todd Hiett, R-Kellyville, is dismayed
that Gov. Brad Henry has grown a pair of brass round ones.
“I’m not pleased with it,” said Hiett.
Upon the GOP takeover of the Oklahoma Legislature in the November
elections, Republicans were expected to whip out their legislation in
the face of astonished Democrats. At the time, Henry was expected to offer
feeble counter proposals, including “EDGEpalooza 2005: Reaching for
Excellence and Rubbing It all over our Bodies.”
However, the passage of lottery and cigarette tax measures has
prompted a swelling in Henry’s package, and he has mobilized his mass of
confidence to pre-empt Republican legislation.
Last week, Henry was seen whipping out his massive prescription drug
plan at a press conference.
“You think you can roll with the big boy? Bring it on!”
said Henry.
No sooner has Republicans debuted their tort reform plans then
Henry slapped them upside the head with a “Tax Rebate, OCAST investment”
package. School consolidation and workers comp reforms were
blocked by a higher education bond issue and a sweet slice of worker’s safety
measures.
Despite early opposition by Henry’s developing spine, Hiett says
Republicans will chip away at the governor over the course of the session.
“Clearly, the governor’s sizable package has presented an unexpected
obstacle to our legislation” said Hiett.
However, the Speaker said that he is no stranger to ball breaking.
Hiett most recently broke the traditional Speaker’s Ball by banning alcohol
from the event.