Lincoln Street Hookers Pushing For Longer Legislative Session

OKLAHOMA CITY (OP) – As the Legislature enters its last week of the regular session, hookers along the “Capitol Corridor” are shoring up for the lean summer months. However, with term limits carrying off many repeat customers, the president of the Prostitutes Local 24601 says the union may lobby for a longer legislative session. 

  “The Legislature is constitutionally mandated to adjourn in May,”  said Gertie Cummings, part-time lobbyist and full-time whore.

 “This hasn’t been a problem in the past, because we had some big spenders. However, a 12-year term limit can create big problems within the industry, since it can take up to a year to convince some of the younger lawmakers that their wives will never find out.” 

  Cummings said the union is pushing for a constitutional amendment to extend the legislative session through the end of July.

Oklahoma Upgrades To Doublewide

With the Rotunda crumbling under the weight of a massive 'me too' dome that Frank Keating just had to have. 

It's a rotunda which:

•  all but guarantees that Hollywood will come to finally schedule to rent the building from June thru December as an annex to Universal Studios.. 
• will insure greater justice, fairness, and wisdom in lawmaking.. 
• insures full bipartisanship without compromising core principles of either of the two parties..

Now the condemned building needs a billion dollars to be repaired and renovated. But just in time, the manufactured home association just made a deal to replace the building for the next several years while every stone is unstacked & restacked again.

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