We're suffering the ravages of holiday party circuit. That means we have more juicy stories to track down and too much eggnog weighing us down.
Here's just a few of our possible stories for next week...
– Perverted lawmaker sad
to learn real definition
of ‘animal husbandry’
– Sen. Herb Rozell has your
term limits right here, buddy
– Turpen eats Hargis
– Bob Anthony plunges
into fires of Mount Doom
following scuffle with
hobbit. Whereabouts of
‘Precious’ unknown
– Boren announces
fundraising drive to
expand campus, build
mind-control space laser
– With SR19, Sen. Nichols
appeals to Washington
Lady Warriors Class 2A
Girls Basketball State
Champions demographic
