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| Above: One of Oklahoma’s City’s new “Spirit of the Buffalo” statues that is freaking awesome when you’re totally out of your skull, man. |
OKLAHOMA CITY (OP) – According
to a new study by the Oklahoma City Chamber
of Commerce, the city’s freaky psychedelic
fiberglass buffalo statues are most enjoyable
when residents are tripping balls.
The “Spirit of the Buffalo” project is
designed to increase awareness of nature conservation.
Already, the exhibition has drawn
rave reviews from residents whether they be
stoned, f*cked up, trippin’ or hammered.
“Dude, I am blitzed out of my fuckin’
mind here,” said Shane Boyd, Dairy Queen
cashier and part-time skateboarder.
“Is that buffalo supposed to be wearing a tie?”
he asked,
vaguing gesturing toward a buffalo statue that
was, in fact, supposed to be wearing a tie.
Sponsored by local corporations and decorated
by a variety of artists, the downtown
statues have been alternately described as
freaky and trippy.
A Chamber of Commerce
survey reported that the most common
response was “Whoa” followed closely by “that
is not even right, man.”
Spectators said the statues were most
enjoyable when viewed on Ecstasy, followed by
acid, shrooms, pot and pseudoephedrine.
In any case, the fiberglass statues now outnumber
Oklahoma’s real buffalo population by
a 3:1 margin.