OKLAHOMA CITY (OP) – The Senate Health and Human
Resources committee met last week to certify popular hip-hop group
The Beastie Boys as Oklahoma’s “illest.”
Michael Crutcher, head of the Oklahoma State Department of
Health, asked for official recognition of the Boys’ illness.
“As we have known for some
time, they got the ill communication,”
said Crutcher,
“It is important to acknowledge that the group is, in fact, ‘licensed’ to ill.”
Committee Chair Bernest
Cain, D-Oklahoma City, questioned
Crutcher as to the qualifications
of the Boyz from Brooklyn.
“While it is clear to me that the Beastie Boys rock the hizouse, would you also say that they got the skillz to pay the billz?”
Cain asked.
“Word up,” said Crutcher.
The bill cleared the committee unanimously, following a
brief pause to raise da roof.