OKLAHOMA CITY (OP) –
Rep. Thad Balkman, R-Norman, and
Rep. Opio Toure, D-Oklahoma City, have been debating controversial
changes to House rules since the first day of the session. However, negotiations
are going much smoother since relocating to Room 101, a
spokesman for Balkman reported.
Situated deep within the Ministry of Truth, Room 101 is often used
by the Party to destroy those who would resist it.
Upon exiting the room,
lawmakers are often more responsive to counter-proposals.
In this case, Rep. Toure agreed that;
"he who controls the House controls the present, and he who controls the present controls the future."
Toure also noted that he loved Big Brother.