Tuesday, June 11, 2019

Toby Keith Fights For Drinkin’, Fightin’ Deregulation

OKLAHOMA CITY (OP) – 
  Country music superstar Toby Keith is asking lawmakers to deregulate the state’s drinkin’ and fightin’ industries. The 43-year-old Oklahoma native says government oversight has stunted the field. 

“Some times you just gotta get drunk and put a boot up someone’s ass,”

 said Keith.
   Currently, state laws regulate the time, place and manner in which an individual may consume alcohol. Keith says such laws prevent many from entering the profession on a full time basis. 
  Furthermore, said Keith, current anti-fighting laws discourage the use of pool cues and broken beer bottles. 
  Sen. Frank Shurden, D-Hanna, will carry a similar bill in the Senate, along with an amendment that will legalize kicking city boys’ scrawny asses.

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