Golden Rule, Beatitudes among sections deemed incompatible with GOP agenda
By Lee Cruce, Partisan Staff Reporter
One week into the 50th Legislative Session, House Republicans have
forced through a bill that would amend the New Testament of the Holy Bible.
Rep. John Trebilcock, R-Broken Arrow, said the changes were necessary to
remove certain contradictions with orthodox GOP ideology.
"Clearly, it's embarrassing that so many aspects of our platform are
opposed to key Christian principles. Saturated as we are in Social Darwinist
special-interest money, we feel it would be easier and more efficient to simply
amend the Bible" said Trebilcock.
Among the passages to be edited is Matthew 7:1, commonly referred to
as "The Golden Rule." Traditionally, this verse admonishes readers to treat
others as they would like to be treated. However, under the Republican package,
the line would be modified to specifically exclude homosexuals.
"This is America. (Homosexuals) can do whatever they want in their
own homes," said Sen. James Williamson, R-Tulsa, who will carry the bill in
the Senate. "However, once they try to get me to treat them with the same
dignity and respect that I would expect myself, then we have a problem."
Williamson says another troublesome section is Matthew 5:1-12, also
known as "The Beatitudes." In these brief sayings, Jesus comforts people who
would be omitted from Republican proposals, such as the poor, the sick and
the meek.
Under the republican amendments, "Blessed are they that hunger and
thirst after justice: for they shall have their fill" has been changed to, "Blessed
are they that hunger and thirst after justice, up until $300,000, for thine Legislative
Leaders have not agreed to any 'moratorium' on tort reform, and plan
to make the issue a major component of our platform in the upcoming session."
Trebilcock said that, in future legislation, Republicans would move to
Old Testament revision, seeking to expand the fate of Sodom and Gomorrah
to cover liberal voters